Masterpiece

Here is my Masterpiece, which i did on YongFook's printclub. Burnt Cookies, Life's a Biatch
Cool ya. Lolx

Something to ponder over

"If you came in a bottle as a drink, i would quench my thirst with you all the time."

"If you came in a packet or on a plate, I would grow fat on you."

Oblique

“If you came as a bowl of finest vindaloo I would take great pleasure in pissing you out of my fiery ring of tenderness into the porcelain sanctuary of the toilet in some fancy 5 star hotel, whilst being massaged by Jude Law, cooking a faberge egg in water imported from Switzerland. ON WEED.”

Contributed by YongFook

Mine sounded so infantile, so i did another one

“If you came as a piece of heavily perfumed bodily waste and stuck to the sole of my damn expensive jimmy choos I would sinfully roll in the pleasures of washing you off with a turbo powered shower head, into the deep dark recesses of the sewage system, in some fancy 5 star hotel, whilst being massaged by Jude Law (in the buff), cooking a faberge egg in water imported from Switzerland. ON WEED.”

Oblique

Yes, i copped abit of YongFook's piece. How can i leave out Jude Law? (In the buff?)Mmmmmm

(All quoted text posted on YongFook's trackback)