Kessie is born

Once again my body is failing me. My tummy hurts and my head aches *pouts*


My stomach gives me alot alot of problems. It also causes me alot of discomfort. It's flabby and bloated. It hurts and it's ugly. I therefore christian my tummy as Kessie. *Origin: Ghanaian, Meaning: Fat at birth* Rather apt, if I do say so myself. *guffaws*

Hurricanes are named after me.
I am strong. I am tempestuous.
I am the calm of Audrey Hepburn.
Before the storm of Charlie's Angel.
I may not be able to read maps sometimes.
But at least I can ask for directions.
I love shoes, one pair is never enough.
I can do everthing Fred Astaire did.
Backwards and in high heels.

I am a woman, hear me roar.